Kratos Roasts MicroStrategy's Bitcoin Buying Spree with Godly Humor!

Kratos' Take on MicroStrategy's Bitcoin Purchase

Who knew mere mortals could amass such a fortune buying digital coins? Perhaps I should sharpen my axe and go on a bitcoin quest next.

Kratos Mocks MicroStrategy's Proxy Status

A company's value tied to a digital currency? They must think they hold the fate of the world in their hands...or in their digital wallet.

Kratos on Halving and Bitcoin Bull Runs

"Halving events and bull runs ha! I've dealt with gods and titans. Bitcoin's dramatic rise is like a child's play to me."

Kratos' Warning to MicroStrategy

Be careful MicroStrategy. Playing with the laws of finance can be as treacherous as facing the Hydra. Keep your eyes peeled.

Kratos' Forecast for MicroStrategy's Future

"Will MicroStrategy's bitcoin gamble pay off? Only time will tell. But remember fortune favors the bold...and the gods."

Kratos' Final Verdict on MicroStrategy's Strategy

MicroStrategy's strategy may be bold but remember in the world of investments Kratos always gets the last laugh.