Kratos Reacts to Stock Market News: Beyond Meat Soars, eBay Thrives, and the Boston Beer Company Stumbles!

Beyond Meat Beyond Belief!

Hmph a plant based company named Beyond Meat beating revenue estimates? Perhaps I should give up hunting monsters and start hunting for some plant based earnings instead. 78% increase? Maybe I should add some Beyond Meat to my Spartan diet.

eBay Elevates

Dividend raises and share buybacks huh? Sounds like a strategy to gain favor with the almighty stock market gods. Perhaps they forgot about Kratos the true god killer.

Boston Beer Company Beers Beware

Lower earnings guidance? In my world lower earnings can lead to a devastating Blades of Chaos attack. Sam Adams parent company beware of the wrath of the God of War.