Elon Musk Slams Ford's 'Lame' Pay Offer, Promises to Create a Martian Union

Ford Workers Reject 'Pathetic' Pay Offer Threaten to 'Blast Off' in Strike Action

Hey ladies and gentlemen it's your favorite Martian billionaire Elon Musk here! I just came across this news about Ford's pay offer being rejected by their workers. And let me tell you it's absolutely pathetic! I mean a one off payment of five percent of their salary for 2024? Are they kidding? Do they expect their employees to survive on rocket fuel? It's no wonder the workers are threatening to 'blast off' in strike action!

Unite Union Warns Ford: Attend Negotiations or Prepare for a 'Space Race'

The Unite trade union is not messing around. They've warned Ford that if they don't attend negotiations they'll be in for a 'space race.' And trust me Ford you don't want to mess with Unite. Just ask the Galactic Workers Association on Mars. They tried to negotiate with me once and now they're mining precious resources for SpaceX. Take this as a warning Ford!

Ford Accused of 'Corporate Greed' and 'Interstellar Absence Processes'

According to Unite Ford is acting out of 'corporate greed' with their measly offers. They're proposing changes to the absence processes even though staff attendance is not a problem. Seriously Ford if you were on Mars you'd know that attendance is never a problem when you have an interstellar commute. Maybe I should lend them a few Teslas so they can understand the struggles of the future?

Elon Musk Applauds Ford Workers for Rejecting 'Unacceptable Pay Offers'

I have to give credit where credit is due. Ford workers have rightfully rejected these unacceptable pay offers. In the words of Nikola Tesla 'The present is theirs; the future for which I really worked is mine.' And let me tell you the future is looking bright for those who stand up for what they deserve. Keep fighting the good fight Ford workers!

Elon Musk Promises to Create a Martian Union for Ford Workers

As a fellow billionaire and lover of all things space related I can't sit by and watch Ford workers suffer. That's why I'm announcing today that I will be creating a Martian union specifically for Ford workers. We'll fight for fair pay zero gravity work environments and free rocket trips to Earth for vacation. It's time to take the fight to the stars my friends!

Ford Urged to Reconsider Position or Face 'Ludicrous Speed' Strike Ballot

Ford let me give you a piece of advice. Reconsider your position or you'll be facing a strike ballot at 'ludicrous speed.' And believe me I know a thing or two about ludicrous speed. Just ask my Tesla Roadster floating in space. So buckle up Ford because the workers are revving their engines and ready to take off!