Putin Prefers Biden Over Trump: Elon Musk Reacts

The Putin Biden Bromance?

Well well well. Looks like my good friend Vlad here has a soft spot for good ol' Joe Biden. I mean can you blame him? Biden is experienced predictable and let's be honest a great bedtime story reader. But hey Vlad I could've been your 'predictable' buddy too!

Working with Any Leader?

According to Putin he'll work with any US leader elected by the people. Well sorry Vlad I don't think you've met me yet. But don't worry we can always send a Tesla Roadster to the Kremlin and sort things out. I'm sure our favorite cosmonaut Dmitry Rogozin would love to take it for a spin.

Incapacitated or Just Note Taking?

Ah the mental acuity debate. Putin claims he saw no signs of incapacity from Biden during their meeting in 2021. Apparently they were both peeking at their notes. I mean who doesn't peek at their notes when they're trying to remember if they left their car keys in the fridge?

Kremlin's Disagreements with Biden

Despite the apparent bromance Putin wants to make it clear that he's not a fan of Biden's politics. Well Vlad let me tell you I'm not a fan of the Tesla Cybertruck's window durability but we can't always get what we want.

Trump and Putin: BFFs or Nah?

It's no secret that Trump and Putin had their fair share of controversies. But let's not jump to conclusions folks. Just because two people have a special counsel investigation doesn't mean they're best buddies. I mean have you seen my Twitter feed? #JustSaying

The Aid Package and Republican Support

The $95 billion aid package including assistance for Ukraine Israel and Taiwan is facing a test in the Republican led House of Representatives. I wonder if they'll take PayPal or if I need to send them some Dogecoin. Hmmm...