A humorous take on the latest stock updates by Jim Cramer with a touch of Tommy Shelby's wit and charm
A humorous take on the latest stock updates by Jim Cramer with a touch of Tommy Shelby's wit and charm

Walmart's 3 for 1 Stock Split: Making Shares 'Peaky Blinders' Style!

So my mates over at Walmart decided to do a 3 for 1 stock split eh? Changing the look of things without changing the fundamentals just like when you put on a sharp suit but keep the same razor blades up your hat.

Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway's Humble Pie: 'Wouldn't Catch Me Underperforming a Railroad!'

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway underperforming the railroad game? Well well looks like even the big shots have their off days. But then again I wouldn't catch me underperforming a good old Shelby family business no sir.

Domino's Boost: Making Capital Returns as Fast as My Birmingham Gin!

Domino's Pizza on the rise jumping 7% like a Peaky Blinder in a pub fight. Strong results big buyback and increased dividends? That's the kind of news that makes me feel like I've just pulled off the perfect heist.

Zealand Pharma's GLP 1 Drug: Taking a Shot at Fatty Liver Disease 'Cause We Can't Have Unfit Livers in Shelby Company!

Zealand Pharma and its German partner doing the Peaky Blinders proud with positive trial results for a liver drug. Getting rid of that old term and tackling the issue head on? Now that's the kind of forward thinking that would make Tommy Shelby proud.

Eli Lilly's GLP 1 Tirzepatide: Fighting Liver Conditions One Shot at a Time Just Like We Handle Business in Small Heath!

Eli Lilly's GLP 1 tirzepatide taking on liver conditions like a true Shelby. With efficacy against not just the Peaky Blinders of diabetes and obesity but also against the liver condition? Now that's the kind of multi talented soldier we'd want in our ranks.


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