Apple Faces $539 Million Fine in EU Antitrust Probe: Rambo Strikes Again!

Rambo Reacts: Unfair Trading Conditions

500 million euros? That's a hefty fine but I've dealt with worse. I've seen some real 'unfair trading conditions' in my time but nothing a little bow and arrow couldn't fix.

Spotify Strikes Back: Apple Music vs. Third Party Services

Looks like Apple might have favored its own Apple Music over other services. Reminds me of a classic showdown. Maybe they should settle this the old fashioned way with a knife fight!

Gatekeepers Beware: Digital Markets Act on the Horizon

Ah the Digital Markets Act. Apple Amazon Google you guys better watch out. The EU is coming for you and this time they mean business. Time to change your tactics fellas.

Tech Giants Under Fire: Google vs. Apple

Google's been dancing with the devil and it looks like Apple's next. At least they're in good company right? Maybe they should team up and take on the EU together. Now that would be a sight to see.

Rambo's Verdict: Apple Pay Apple Play

Ah Apple Pay. Another day another antitrust case. Looks like Apple's got a lot on their plate. But when in doubt just remember 'Live for nothing or die for something.'

The Final Showdown: Apple vs. EU

Apple may have the right to appeal but the EU is a tough opponent. It's like going up against a whole army single handedly. But hey if anyone can pull off a miracle it's me John Rambo.