A humorous take on recent market news through the eyes of John Rambo
A humorous take on recent market news through the eyes of John Rambo

Boeing: A Leadership Change

Boeing changing leadership for the 737 Max? Well leadership changes are like changing guns for me. It's all about who's holding it not what it is. Dow stock Boeing took a hit but hey that won't stop them from flying high or crash landing for that matter.

Etsy: Handmade Goods Take a Hit

"No growth in gross merchandise? Sounds like someone needs a new survival knife," I'd say. Etsy activists you better craft up a plan to turn things around. A trough? I've seen deeper troughs in the jungle.

Moderna: The Vaccine Hero

Moderna surprises everyone with a profit and a new vaccine? Flu/Covid 2 in 1? Sounds like they're gearing up for a battle. Don't count them out just yet they might just come out swinging.

Rivian: Electric Shock

Rivian shares took a shock with a weaker production forecast? CEO under fire? Sounds like they need some explosive reinforcements. But hey as long as they claim they're fine who am I to argue?

Royal Caribbean: Smooth Sailing

Royal Caribbean sailing through rough waters eh? Boosting guidance because people are booking like crazy? Well when the waters get tough the tough get a cruise. Ah the joy of travel.

Southwest Airlines: Flying High

"I like Southwest Airlines here," Jim says. Well who am I to disagree with that? As long as they keep flying high and don't crash land all is good in the skies.


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