Forget Tesla, Ford Pro is the Real Deal: Fred Flinstone Reports

Yabba Dabba Do Forget About Tesla!

Hey there folks! It's your pal Fred Flinstone coming at you live with some stone age news. Ford CEO Jim Farley wants Wall Street to shift their focus away from Tesla and all their fancy FSD driver assistance systems. Instead he's telling investors to take a gander at Ford Pro their fleet business. Talk about a blast from the past!

Ford Pro: The Wildest Ride in Town

Now let me tell you why Ford Pro is the real deal. Last year they raked in a whopping $7.2 billion in pretax earnings. It's like when my buddy Barney Rubble hit the jackpot at the quarry. Ford Pro is all about serving their business customers whether it's your friendly neighborhood plumber or a big corporation. They've even got parts and services just like that fancy garage over at the dinosaur dealership.

Move Over Deere & Co Ford Pro is on the Rise

Remember Deere & Co that farm equipment maker? Well Ford Pro is following in their footsteps. Seven years ago Deere's stock shot up 235%. Can you believe it? Ford Pro is hoping to do the same. They're expecting their pretax earnings to hit between $8 billion and $9 billion this year. That's a whole lot of brontosaurus burgers!

Tesla's FSD? No Thanks!

"If you're looking for the future of the automotive industry stop looking at FSD and Tesla. Look at Ford Pro," says Farley. He's got a point there. While Tesla keeps bragging about their Full Self Driving Beta Ford Pro already has half a million subscribers and a 50% gross margin. Plus I bet their cars don't tip over when you make a turn like those futuristic vehicles do!

Ford Pro: Making Money Like a Caveman

You won't believe how much cash Ford Pro is expected to bring in. They're aiming for $2,000 per vehicle annually from telematics and other services. That's like finding a dinosaur sized gold nugget! By 2026 Farley predicts that 20% of Ford Pro's revenue will come from these services. It's like they've discovered a new stockpile of brachiosaurus eggs!

Undervalued Like a Dinosaur Bone

You know folks some people just don't appreciate a good thing when they see it. Wall Street is undervaluing Ford Pro just like they did with Ferrari when it was part of Fiat. Now Ford has their very own Ferrari and it's called Ford Pro. Buckle up because this cash cow is about to go on a wild ride!