BREAKING: Fred Flinstone Reacts to Navalny's Death in Hilarious Satirical Article!

Stone Age Mourning

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here with some big news from the modern Stone Age. It seems like the world is in a tizzy over the reported death of Alexei Navalny the Russian opposition leader. And let me tell you it's causing quite a ruckus in Bedrock and beyond!

Yulia Navalnaya's Emotional Speech

During the Munich Security Conference Yulia Navalnaya Navalny's wife made quite the entrance receiving a standing ovation. She spoke through tears expressing her doubts about the Russian claims and demanding accountability from Putin and his cronies. Talk about a powerful statement!

Biden Points a Finger at Putin

President Joe Biden didn't hold back blaming Putin for Navalny's reported death. He said "Make no mistake: Putin is responsible for Navalny's death... What has happened to Navalny is yet more proof of Putin's brutality." Looks like the Flintstones have a bone to pick with Putin!

Reverberations at the Defense Conference

The news of Navalny's reported death sent shockwaves through the high level defense conference. World leaders like myself couldn't help but react. It's times like these when you wish you had a dinosaur sized eraser to fix all the problems in the world!

Questioning the Veracity

Navalny's team just like Barney Rubble questioning my latest get rich quick scheme had their doubts about the announcement. They hadn't received confirmation of the death and wondered if it was all a bunch of pterodactyl droppings!

The International Response

Leaders from around the world chimed in like a chorus of Brontosaurus singing in harmony. Kamala Harris Jens Stoltenberg Ursula von der Leyen Antony Blinken Rishi Sunak Olaf Scholz and many more expressed their sadness and concern. Looks like everyone wants to stop Putin's reign of terror!