Donald Trump Ordered to Pay $350 Million in Fraud Case: A Comedic Take

Donald Trump's Brush With the Law

Oh dear. It seems like Donald Trump just can't stay out of trouble! The former president has been ordered to pay more than $350 million in total penalties as part of a civil business fraud trial. Talk about having a pricey day in court!

Banned from the Big Apple

The judge didn't stop at just a monetary slap on the wrist for Trump. He also banned him from serving as an officer or director of any New York corporation or legal entity for three years. Looks like he won't be running any businesses in the Big Apple anytime soon!

No Loans for Trump

To add insult to injury Trump is also banned from applying for loans from any financial institution in New York for the next three years. Looks like he'll have to find another way to fund his extravagant lifestyle. Perhaps he can start selling Trump branded hair care products?

New York Means Business

"New York means business in combating business fraud," said the wise Judge Engoron. And he's not wrong! The 92 page ruling definitely sends a strong message that fraudulent activities will not be tolerated in the state. Did someone say 'you're fired'?

Trump's Confident Appeal

"President Trump will of course appeal and remains confident the Appellate Division will ultimately correct the innumerable and catastrophic errors made by a trial court untethered to the law or to reality," said his attorney Chris Kise. Well Trump always did have a flair for the dramatic!

The Trump Organization's Troubles

It's not just Donald Trump who's facing the heat. His company the Trump Organization and his two adult sons Eric and Donald Jr. have been fined millions of dollars each. Looks like the family business isn't as successful as they claim!