"You Won't Believe What China's Saying about U.S. Tariffs!",

China Gets Frankensteined by U.S. Tariffs

Well well well it looks like China's financial officials are throwing a hissy fit over those pesky U.S. tariffs investment restrictions and sanctions. I guess they're not too fond of being suppressed. Can't say I blame 'em.

Talking 'Bout Macro Stuff

According to the Chinese finance ministry these officials had quite the fancy meeting with the U.S. Treasury officials. They talked about all sorts of fancy macroeconomic stuff like the situation and policies of both countries. I kinda wish I was there to listen but I reckon I wouldn't understand half of it.

Deepening Exchanges and Cooperation

Oh and would ya believe it? China's vice premier He Lifeng also had a separate meeting with this fella from the U.S. Treasury. They talked about deepening exchanges and cooperation to stabilize and develop the China U.S. economic relationship. Sounds like they wanna be best buddies!

Trade Tensions: More Drama Than a Soap Opera

These talks just go to show that the trade tensions between China and the U.S. are hotter than Mama's chili on a scorchin' summer day. Both sides have been playing nice but it seems like they're havin' a hard time smokin' the peace pipe.

China's Worries: Semiconductors and Such

China's vice minister of commerce Wang Shouwen had a lot on his mind. He expressed concerns about them restrictions on semiconductors and cloud services in China fair treatment of Chinese companies in the U.S. and even photovoltaic restrictions. Sounds like a whole lotta worries to me.

Let's Make a Deal Folks!

"Sino U.S. economic and trade cooperation is a stabilizing force," says Wang Shouwen. He's ready to work with the United States expand cooperation and manage the ol' differences. Well ain't that sweet? Let's see if they can shake hands and make a deal!