Houthi Militants Damage Ship Off Yemen Coast, Crew Abandons Vessel

Houthis Strike Again

Well well well look who's at it again. Those Houthi militants just can't resist causing chaos. This time they damaged a ship off the coast of Yemen leaving the crew high and dry.

Oh Ship!

"Vessel at anchor and all crew are safe," said the U.K. Maritime Trade Operations. Phew at least the crew is out of harm's way. But seriously can't these guys find a better hobby than attacking ships?

Maritime Mayhem

The Rubymar a general cargo ship was on its way to Bulgaria when it suffered catastrophic damage. I can almost hear Cartman saying 'Respect my authoritah!' as the ship tried to make its escape.

Houthis vs. Everyone

Houthi forces are apparently playing favorites targeting Israeli British and U.S. tankers. They're like the schoolyard bullies of the Red Sea. Oh wait I think I see them approaching with slingshots.

Trading Blows

The chaos caused by the Houthi attacks has disrupted global maritime transit with companies rerouting ships to avoid the danger zone. It's like a game of 'Avoid the Missile' out on the high seas.

Armed Standoff

The Houthis are not backing down engaging in armed exchanges with British and American forces. It's like a real life game of cat and mouse but with missiles and drone strikes instead.