EXCLUSIVE: Stewie Griffin Reports on Grab's First-Ever Profitable Quarter!

Grab Makes a Profit? What is This Sorcery?

Well well well look who decided to actually make some money. Grab reported a $11 million profit in its latest earnings report shocking us all after all those massive losses in the past. Maybe Stewie should start investing in ride hailing companies?

Peter Oey Breaks Down the Numbers Blows Minds

Grab CFO Peter Oey spilled the beans in an exclusive interview with CNBC talking about the company's success. He must've been sipping on some 'victory tea' after that profitable quarter. Fancy.

Incentives Galore But No More... Kinda

Grab has been cutting down on incentives to increase profitability. Looks like they're finally learning that you can't just throw money around like Stewie throws insults at Brian. Ouch.

Grab's Share Price Takes a Dive Just Like Meg's Social Standing

Grab's share price plummeted after the news just like Meg Griffin's self esteem after one of Peter's jokes. Ouch that burn is almost as bad as Stewie's sarcasm.

Grab's Bright Future? Stewie is Skeptical

Grab expects big things in 2024 but Stewie is side eyeing those revenue projections. Will they be able to keep up the momentum or will they crash and burn like Stewie's failed plans to take over the world? Only time will tell.

Stewie's Final Verdict: Grab's Profitable Quarter is a 'Novelty Darling... Just Like Brian's Intelligence'

Grab's unexpected profitability has definitely raised some eyebrows but Stewie can't help but compare it to Brian's rare moments of insight few and far between. Snap! Grab may need to keep up the good work to prove they're not just a one hit wonder.