Shrek's Swamp Shocker: Billionaire Koch Network Pauses Financial Support for Nikki Haley

Shrek's Swamp Scandal

Ah donkey! Grab your waffles Fiona. The billionaire Koch network is pausing its financial support for Nikki Haley after she lost to that 'ogre' Trump in her own backyard. Looks like Fiona's castle ain't gettin' those upgrades after all!

Cash Crunch for Haley

I'm not surprised Puss in Boots. Americans for Prosperity Action is pulling the plug on Haley's cash flow. Better start selling those onions 'cause the funding swamp is drying up faster than Puss sheds fur!

Donkey's Dollars Gone!

Well well well! It seems Haley's campaign is in a sticky situation. Donkey can't rely on those Koch coins anymore and with other billionaires pulling out faster than Gingy from the oven it's gonna be a bumpy ride to Super Tuesday!

Haley's Heroic Hail Mary

Hold onto your onion carriages! Despite the setbacks Haley is vowing to push forward like a true fairy tale hero. She's not retreating to her tower just yet even if her funds are dwindling faster than Farquaad's height!

Shrek's Showdown: Swamp vs. Super Tuesday

Looks like the swamp is shifting focus to support other Republican campaigns. Time to round up the crew Dragon! It's time to fly high and help those congressional candidates even if Haley's presidential dreams are beginning to fade like Lord Farquaad's legs!

Fiona's Fight for Funds

With tough times ahead Fiona is rallying her supporters. With grassroots conservatives chippin' in more than a dragon's hoard in just 24 hours she's ready to keep battling like a true princess warrior. 'Cause in this fairy tale the ogre ain't giving up without a fight!