Borat's Hilarious Take on Intuitive Machines' Moon Lander Mission

Intuitive Machines' Moon Lander Mission Gets a Boost

Wawaweewa! Intuitive Machines is on a roll with its moon lander mission. Shares are soaring after the company announced that its mission is in 'excellent health.' Very niiice!

Delayed Engine Ignition But No Worries

Borat is not surprised to hear that Intuitive Machines had to delay igniting its moon lander's engine. It's like learning how to use a 'plumber's manual' but in space! We just need to 'adjust the timeline' like my thong and we'll be good to go!

Engine Commissioning? High five!

Intuitive Machines is all about that 'engine commissioning.' It's like giving the engine a high five for the first time in space. Very nice indeed! They've tested it 'thousands of times,' just like how I tested my swimsuit 'thousands of sizes' to find the perfect fit!

Stock Price Euphoria

Intuitive Machines' stock is on a wild ride just like my moustache on a roller coaster! It jumped 30% in early trading only to finish up 9% by the end of the day. Pandemic? What pandemic? Just buy stocks and 'high five' the gains!

Moon Landing Extravaganza

Get ready for the ultimate moon landing extravaganza! Intuitive Machines' lander is set to land on Feb. 22. It's like Sacha Baron Cohen's arrival in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm – full of surprises and laughter!

Space Investing: Out of This World

Investing in space? It's a whole new universe my friend! With Intuitive Machines' success on the moon other entities will be falling over each other to invest. It's like trying to catch Pamela Anderson's attention – everyone wants a piece!