Borat: Former Disney star Bridgit Mendler launches space startup, high five!

From Disney to Data Highways

My wife Borat she make me watch Disney channel show good luck! Then I hear Bridgit Mendler make big transition from singer to space industry CEO wow wow wee wow!

Out of Space

Bridgit Mendler she love space law like I love 'sexy time,' my wife she say 'Why don't you go to space Borat?' I say 'Maybe I find Pamela Anderson in space!'

Antennas Not Antics

Northwood Space they build big antennas not like the one I use to watch my neighbor Jagshemash! They want to help data travel through space faster than I can catch a chicken high five!

Groundbreaking Vision

These Northwood people they want to make satellites work better like new iPhone without the cracks very nice! No more waiting 18 months can't wait that long my wife say same thing!

Space Rentals

Northwood want to share ground stations like renting server no need to buy your own very nice! Just like my friend Azamat he rent 'sexy time' outfit very good deal!

In Orbit We Trust

Northwood test connecting to spacecraft soon I think it's like trying to catch greased pig very challenging! I wish them 'great success' like I say to everyone!