Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway: An Elephant-Sized Disappointment

Buffett's Valiant Efforts

So the big man himself Warren Buffett has admitted that his grand ol' Berkshire Hathaway might just be a small fish in the vast sea of American companies. With a conglomerate spanning from railways to Dairy Queen to a slice of the Apple he's feeling the pressure of its enormity.

Where are the Elephants?

Seems like Buffett's been looking for 'elephants,' not the Majin Buu kind but companies that could really make an impact. Unfortunately it seems the only thing he's been investing in lately is cash reserves. Hey have you seen Shenron? Maybe he could grant Buffett's wish for a good deal!

Slightly Better Than Krillin

Buffett's not calling for a Super Saiyan power up here. He's basically saying Berkshire might do a bit better than the average American company. I guess that's like saying Piccolo's slightly stronger than Krillin. Sorry Krillin.

Record Highs and Market Value Over 9000

Despite the lack of buying opportunities Berkshire's still soaring high. With Class A shares hitting over $620,000 and a massive market value above $900 billion one might say Warren Buffett's power level is over 9000! Eat your heart out Vegeta.

Spending Cash on Trading Companies

Instead of blowing cash on Senzu Beans Buffett decided to invest in Japanese trading companies. Maybe they'll teach him a thing or two about trading blows in the market. Who knows maybe the Dragon Balls are in Japan!

Final Thoughts from Goku

Well if I were there I'd say 'Hey Warren don't sweat it! Sometimes you need to train in the hyperbolic time chamber of the market to get stronger. Keep pushing keep fighting and who knows maybe one day you'll find that elusive 'elephant' and make Shenron proud!'