Kamehameha of Debt Reduction
Hey everyone Son Goku here! Guess what? Carvana slashed their debt by $1 billion just like how I slashed Frieza with my Kamehameha wave!
Power Level Over 9000!
Carvana's stock shot up by a fifth after announcing its first ever annual profit. That's a power level even Vegeta would be jealous of!
Inflation Kaioken
Just like when I power up using Kaioken Carvana faced inflation and struggled to clear its inventory of used cars at elevated prices. Looks like inflation hit them harder than a Spirit Bomb!
Balance Sheet Shenanigans
Carvana is trimming inventory and cutting expenses faster than I can take down Cell. They're trying to strengthen their balance sheet like I strengthen my muscles for a fight!
Super Saiyan Retail Forecast
Carvana expects retail units sold to be up in 2024 just like when I power up to Super Saiyan to take down a tough opponent. Retail Gross Profit per unit is soaring just like when I defeat a strong enemy!
From Morse to More
Carvana went from reporting a $1.59 billion loss in 2022 to a net income of $450 million in 2023 much like how my power goes from Morse to More when I dodge a villain's attack!
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