The hipster spy's take on the latest after-hours stock movements
The hipster spy's take on the latest after-hours stock movements

Shagadelic Results for DoorDash

Looks like DoorDash is having a bit of a swing and a miss in the fourth quarter. Revenue is up but a bigger loss than expected? Ouch baby! I guess they've been delivering more orders but the investors aren't impressed. It's a real tough case of 'Yeah baby yeah!' turning into 'Oh behave.'

Coinbase Strikes Gold

Well well well if it isn't Coinbase riding high on the crypto wave. They've come out with some groovy numbers beating analyst expectations with their earnings and revenue. They're definitely attracting more shagadelic users to their platform!

Applied Materials is Feeling Groovy

Seems like Applied Materials is making some serious moves in the semiconductor world. Their earnings topped estimates and they're even feeling optimistic about the future. Looks like they've got their mojo working!

Toast Tastes Good to Investors

Who doesn't love a good slice of toast right? Well it seems like investors are enjoying the taste of Toast's fourth quarter results. They didn't quite burn their profits like expected and revenue was on par. Looks like it's time to raise a toast to them baby!

Roku Hits a Bump

Oh no looks like Roku stumbled a bit in the fourth quarter. A wider loss than expected? That's not groovy at all! But hey at least their revenue beat estimates. They just need to find their footing and get back to being their shagadelic selves.

DraftKings Loses the Bet

It seems like DraftKings had a bit of a rough quarter baby. Surprise loss? Not cool man! And their revenue didn't exactly hit the jackpot either. Maybe they need to consult with the International Man of Mystery for some lucky charm tips.

Trade Desk's Advertising Magic

Looks like Trade Desk is casting a spell on the digital advertising world. They've popped nearly 19% with their impressive revenue and a forecast that's higher than expected. They're definitely on the right track to ruling the advertising game baby!

Dropbox Dips Baby

Uh oh it seems like Dropbox is feeling a bit down in the dumps. Their adjusted earnings and revenue were slightly below expectations. Don't worry baby there's always a chance to bounce back. Just don't let it rain on your mojo parade!

Yelp Yelps in Disappointment

Oh behave! Yelp is not feeling the love from investors. Their first quarter guidance and earnings fell short of expectations. Looks like they're in need of a confidence boost. Maybe a good old fashioned Swedish penis enlargement pump will do the trick?

Steakhouse Success for Texas Roadhouse

Well ain't that a beauty? Texas Roadhouse is sizzling with success. Their fourth quarter earnings beat expectations and they even raised their dividend. Looks like they've found the recipe for steakhouse greatness baby!

Bio Rad Laboratories: A Lab of Surprises

Bio Rad Laboratories is playing with our expectations in the fourth quarter. Their earnings per share exceeded expectations but the stock seems a bit unsure. Come on baby! Show some confidence and let those scientific discoveries shine!


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