Berkshire Hathaway Smashes Earnings Expectations, Austin Powers Reacts!

Oh Behave! Berkshire's Earnings Soar

Crikey Berkshire Hathaway is on fire baby! Their operating earnings shot up 28% in the fourth quarter bringing home a groovy $8.481 billion. That's smashing I must say!

Cash Pile Higher Than Dr. Evil's Lair

Berkshire's cash pile hit a record level of $167.6 billion! That's more cash than Dr. Evil could ever dream of baby. One hundred and sixty seven billion dollars talk about money baby!

Geico More Like Groovy co

Geico the auto insurer had Buffett grinning ear to ear. They raked in $5.428 billion in net underwriting earnings. It's no wonder why it's Buffett's 'favorite child' shagadelic performance!

Ride the Rails Baby!

Burlington Northern Santa Fe didn't have the smoothest ride with a 14% drop in net earnings. But hey every train has its ups and downs right? Choo choo baby!

Investment Gains Galore

Berkshire's overall earnings more than doubled in the quarter hitting a whopping $37.57 billion. That's more gains than I've had in my entire spy career baby! Yeah baby yeah!

Reminder: Don't Get Shagged by Quarterly Fluctuations

Berkshire reminds investors to keep calm and party on baby! Investment gains and losses are just part of the gig. Focus on the big picture like the time I defeated Dr. Evil that's what matters yeah!