Jordan Peterson's Hilarious Take on American Airlines Bag Fees Increase

The Price Hike

Ah the classic American pastime of increasing prices American Airlines has taken the inevitable step of raising the price of checked bags after five long years. You gotta watch out for those bags they're like rebellious lobsters always trying to exceed their limits.

Elite Status

Elite status comes with its privileges as some frequent flyer members and American Airlines credit card holders will still get a free pass on bag fees. It's like cleaning your room and finally earning a gold star sticker.

Reduced Overweight Bag Fees

Reducing fees for slightly overweight bags American Airlines is now supporting travelers' struggle against excess baggage...literally. No need to panic and unpack your bag at the check in counter anymore unless you're hiding a deep dark secret.

Preferred Travel Agencies

American Airlines is cracking down on who gets to earn those precious AAdvantage frequent flyer miles making it a bit of a 'pick me pick me' scenario for travel agencies. It's like a high school popularity contest but for miles.

Basic Economy Restrictions

Basic economy ticket holders aren't left out of the fun as they can only earn miles if they book directly through American Airlines' website. It’s the modern day equivalent of having to solve a riddle to earn your reward.

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