Blowout in the Sky
In a shocking turn of events one of Alaska Airlines' Boeing 737 Max 9 planes experienced a blowout midflight forcing the crew to make an emergency landing. Talk about turbulence!
Grounded and Waiting
As a precautionary measure Alaska Airlines will temporarily ground its entire fleet of 65 Boeing 737 Max 9 planes. Safety first people!
Maintenance and Inspections
CEO Ben Minicucci assures passengers that each aircraft will only return to service after undergoing full maintenance and safety inspections. Gotta make sure those planes are in tip top shape!
Back to the Drawing Board
The National Transportation Safety Board and the Federal Aviation Administration are launching investigations into the incident. Let's hope they don't find any aliens tampering with the planes!
Trained for Anything
Alaska Airlines states that their flight crew was trained and prepared to handle such rare occurrences. Maybe they have secret neuralyzers hidden in their uniforms.
Boeing in the Spotlight
Boeing the manufacturer of the Boeing 737 Max 9 is aware of the incident. Looks like they have some explaining to do. Did they forget to include the anti blowout feature? Men in Black would not be happy.
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Pascualesr
I've always said flying is for the birds. They have a better view from up there!
Mina130
I thought Alaska Airlines was known for their great customer service, not for blowing holes in their planes!
Camagumo
Emergency landings are never a fun experience, but at least these passengers got some excitement on their journey.
cbolton84
I'd rather fly on a spaceship with Agent J than on a Boeing 737 Max 9. Safer and more fun!
JFcode
Next time, maybe the flight crew should bring some neuralyzers. It would make the blowout forget it ever happened!
beckish
Someone better check if any alien stowaways caused this blowout. This sounds suspiciously like their work!
pendowo
Imagine if Will Smith was on that flight. He would've probably taken down the blowout with one punch!
smilikin
Hey Boeing, I've got a suggestion for an upgrade: bulletproof planes. You never know what might happen up there!
acountter
I guess now we know what happens when you try to take a Boeing 737 Max 9 to infinity and beyond.
dickdilka
I hope those planes get a full-body scan before going back in service. Safety first, aliens second!