Duke Nukem's Take: Uber Eats to Launch Self-Driving Robots in Japan!

Roddy Piper would be proud

Looks like Uber Eats is stepping up their game with self driving robots in Japan folks! I always said 'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum!' Well now we can add delivering food to that list.

A match made in robot heaven

Partnering with Mitsubishi Electric and Cartken Uber Eats is bringing the future of food delivery right to your doorstep or sidewalk rather in Tokyo. It's like a robot love triangle but with food instead of romance.

Hail to the Chief

With Cartken's AI powered 'Model C' robots hitting the streets at human walking speed and Mitsubishi Electric overseeing the operations it's like having my good old buddy General Graves watching my back in a warzone. Watch out Tokyo!

Taking over the world one robot at a time

This collaboration is not just about delivering food it's about revolutionizing the entire concept of food delivery. Just like I revolutionized the first person shooter genre. Hail to the king baby!

From Miami to Tokyo

From Miami to Fairfax and now all the way to Tokyo Uber Eats and Cartken are on a mission to dominate the sidewalk robot delivery game. It's like the battle of LA all over again but with robots and sushi.

The future is now

With autonomous deliveries already piloted in the U.S. this move by Uber Eats is just the beginning of a new era in food delivery. It's like I always say 'It's time to kick ass and deliver food... and I'm all out of food.'