Duke Nukem Blasts 'Woke Capitalism' Critics in Standard Chartered CEO's Face

Shut Up and Save the Planet

Let me tell you something folks. This Bill Winters dude from Standard Chartered is talking all about being environmentally conscious when it comes to investing. He's like 'I do want to wake up one day and have a planet so if that makes me woke shoot me.' Well I say let's shoot for the stars and make it a planet worth waking up on baby!

Green Isn't Just for Money

Looks like there's a bit of a greenlash going on with businesses and citizens feeling the costs of the energy transition in Europe. But Winters ain't worried. He's all like 'We're gonna reach net zero carbon emissions by 2025 and net zero in financed emissions by 2050.' That's some serious commitment like saving Earth from alien invaders serious.

Saving the Planet is Good Business

Winters is on fire saying this green stuff isn't just about being woke or politically correct. It's about doing the right thing for the planet AND your business. Standard Chartered is making some serious bank off this eco friendly mission. I guess Duke Nukem and Bill Winters have something in common after all – saving the world while making a profit baby!