Darth Vader Joins Meta's Board of Directors: Game-Changing Move or Dark Side Trick?

Welcome to the Dark Side of the Boardroom

In a surprising turn of events the evil Lord Vader himself has joined Meta's board of directors. With his extensive experience in the Galactic Empire he plans to bring order efficiency and a touch of the Dark Side to the company's operations.

Hock Tan: From Ruling the Semiconductor Galaxy to the Metaverse

Broadcom CEO Hock Tan a seasoned leader in the semiconductor industry is now ready to conquer the digital realm. With his expertise in computing infrastructure he aims to propel Meta's growth in artificial intelligence and the metaverse. Watch out Facebook the Dark Side is getting smarter!

John Arnold: From Enron to Energy Infrastructure

"I find your lack of energy infrastructure disturbing." Former Enron executive John Arnold brings his experience in energy and trading to Meta's board. Coming from a galaxy far far away his insights into natural gas derivatives will surely be a valuable asset to the company.

Sheryl Sandberg Steps Down: A New Hope for the Board

Sheryl Sandberg the former Meta operating chief is bidding farewell to the board. After her journey from Google to Facebook it's time for her to explore new horizons. Is this the beginning of the end for Facebook's dominance? Only time will tell.

A Jedi Council of Tech Titans

With the addition of Tan and Arnold Meta's board of directors is shaping up to be a force to be reckoned with. Joining the ranks of Peggy Alford Marc Andreessen Drew Houston Robert M. Kimmitt and Tony Xu they are ready to guide Meta into the future. May the tech be with them!

Meta's Ray Ban Smart Glasses: Embracing the Light or Succumbing to the Dark Side?

In the midst of all this boardroom drama Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses are making waves. Are they a step towards innovation or just another distraction from the bigger picture? Whether you're a Jedi or a Sith these smart glasses have something for everyone.