Unionizing victory at Wells Fargo
In a groundbreaking move the workers at a New Mexico branch of Wells Fargo have made history by becoming the first branch of the nation's fourth largest bank to unionize. Well well well it looks like things are finally shaking up over at Wells Fargo!
Dignity of Work on Wall Street's front door
Senator Sherrod Brown a champion of the working class praised the successful unionization as a direct challenge to Wall Street's ivory towers. "Your success brings the fight for the Dignity of Work directly to Wall Street's front door," exclaimed Senator Brown. Looks like Wall Street is about to get a taste of 'neutralizing' from the working class!
From branch to branch
Representative Melanie Stansbury a New Mexico Democrat expressed her excitement about the unionization spreading branch to branch across the country. I can already hear the Men in Black theme song playing in the background as these workers take on the banking industry one branch at a time. Go team!
Bumpy road to success
While this is undoubtedly a historic achievement it's worth noting that workers at an Alaska Wells Fargo branch recently withdrew a petition to form a union. Well sometimes the universe has its own plans. But fear not aliens of Wells Fargo your time will come!
Investigation into discriminatory mortgage lending
Wells Fargo has had its fair share of scandals including being investigated for discriminatory mortgage lending practices. It seems like these alien loving lenders have finally met their match with the workers' union. Unionized aliens plotting their revenge? Now that's a movie I'd pay to see!
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snoopyfan
This is amazing news! Finally, the workers are fighting back against the corrupt banking system! #UnionStrong
anthonylang
Who needs extraterrestrial life when you have courageous workers fighting for their rights?
rikea
I can already hear the Men in Black theme song playing in the background as these workers fight for their rights!
Torrie
This is just the beginning. Soon, the entire banking industry will be under the control of the aliens... I mean, the workers!