Case Closed on Convicted Fraudster
Alrighty then! Philip Esformes finally pleaded guilty to health care fraud after the Justice Department's long pursuit. Looks like justice finally caught up with this guy just like when I catch that little raccoon in the yard!
Trump Makes a 'Pet' Commutation
Well well well looks like Trump swooped in to commute Esformes' sentence like a flying squirrel coming to save the day. I guess even presidents have a soft spot for some furry friends!
A 'Petty' Scheme Unraveled
Seems like Esformes had a real 'petty' scheme going on bribing doctors to send patients to his nursing homes and bill Medicare and Medicaid for unnecessary services. I've seen better disguises on a chameleon!
Greed That Would Make 'The Mask' Blush
With over $37 million in his pocket Esformes was livin' large with luxury cars and expensive watches. To quote 'The Mask,' somebody stop him!
Prosecutor's 'Re Pet'ition Backfires
After Trump's commutation the DOJ tried to re try Esformes on remaining counts but it seems like their plan backfired faster than a whoopee cushion at a party. Looks like someone needs to 'rewind' that strategy!
A Furry Tale with a Legal Twist
In the end justice was served and Philip Esformes' story comes to a close. Talk about a 'furry tale' with a legal twist! All in a day's work for Ace Ventura Pet Detective!
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