Michael Jordan Reacts to Samsung's Galaxy Ring Launch with Humor and Satire

The Airness Weighs In

Well folks it looks like Samsung is getting in on the health tracking game with their new Galaxy Ring. Back in my day rings were for winning championships but hey times change right?

Samsung's Ring Features

The Galaxy Ring can track everything from heart rate to sleep quality. I wish I had one of those back in the day to track how hard I was balling on the court!

Pricing and Features

No word on the pricing yet but if it helps me get a 'vitality score' to see how productive I can be count me in. Just call me the GOAT of productivity!

AI 'Coach' in the Game

An artificial intelligence 'coach' to give insights on health? Sounds like my kind of teammate. Just don't ask it to hit a game winning shot that's my job.

Subscription Service Consideration

Samsung is thinking about a subscription service for the Samsung Health app. Just make sure you're giving me the 'Flu Game' level insights if I'm paying up!

Final Shot

As long as this Galaxy Ring doesn't mess with my Air Jordan sneakers we're all good. Keep tracking those health stats Samsung and maybe you'll be able to ball with the best of them!