Mamma Mia! Mario's Adventures in Insider Trading?

It's a me Mario!

So let me get this straight. This guy Tyler Loudon he's a in hot water for listening to his wife's work calls to get the inside scoop on... fuel and truck stops? I mean I've stomped on Goombas and Koopas but insider trading takes the cake! Mama mia!

Couples that work together stay together?

Working remotely with your spouse is one thing but eavesdropping to make a quick buck? That's a breaking the rules worse than breaking bricks in the Mushroom Kingdom! Maybe they should have stuck to playing Mario Kart together eh?

From Rome to Wall Street

So Loudon was listening in on his wife's calls during a trip to Rome? Talk about a real life espionage mission! I bet he thought he was smooth like a Luigi but instead he ended up like Wario a real bad guy!

When in doubt confess to your Princess Peach

Loudon's excuse for all this mess? He wanted his wife to not work long hours anymore. That's like saying Bowser wanted to be friends with me! If you're in trouble just confess like Toad yelling 'The princess is in another castle!'

Trading Stock for Power Stars

Selling out your stocks and IRAs for insider trading? I thought I'd seen it all in the Mushroom Kingdom but humans really do take the cake for making mushroom sized problems into Bowser sized disasters!

Game Over: Divorce and Finances

Loudon's wife reported him for insider trading she got fired and then she filed for divorce? That's like Bowser kidnapping Peach then Peach going to Luigi for help but it's a all one big coin toss. Looks like this wasn't a case of 'It's a me Mario!' after all.