Virat Kohli Takes a Swing at Grab's Profitable Quarter, Calls it a 'Run Fest'

Virat's Big Hit

As a cricket enthusiast I've hit my fair share of runs so when I see Grab raking in $11 million in profit it's like a 'run fest' happening off the field!

Peter 'Spin' Oey

"Mobility exceeding pre Covid levels strong demand and growing tourism" sounds like Peter Oey is trying to spin the narrative faster than a wrist spinner in a T20 match!

Grab's Grand Gesture

Repurchasing $500 million worth of shares? That's a grand gesture even I can appreciate perhaps I'll consider investing my 'Virat' earnings in Grab!

Incentives Game

"Incentives will always be a lever" well as someone who knows a thing or two about motivation on the field I guess Grab is playing the 'incentives game' to keep the players in the match!

Revenue Forecast

Grab expecting revenue between $2.70 billion and $2.75 billion for 2024? That's almost as unpredictable as cricket match results! Hope they don't end up with a 'duck'!

Plummeting Share Price

Grab's share price dropping by 75.8% from its opening price? Seems like they need to call in a 'super over' to save the day! No 'boundary' in sight for them!