Superman's Daily Planet Exclusive: Hostage Deal Negotiations Between Israel and Hamas Heating Up

Superman's Inside Scoop on Negotiations

As Superman I have a front row seat to the ongoing negotiations between Israel and Hamas. Benjamin Netanyahu seems to think Hamas is on another planet with their demands. I've encountered a few aliens on my time but even they had more reasonable requests than these guys.

Facing Crazy Demands

"Hamas started out with just crazy demands. It's too soon to say if they've abandoned them," Netanyahu said. Looks like dealing with supervillains isn't just a job for me anymore!

Hope for a Breakthrough

The White House is optimistic about a potential deal with negotiations ongoing in Paris. Let's hope they don't need me to swoop in and save the day!

Preparing for the Worst

While hoping for a peaceful resolution Israel is also readying military operations in case the deal falls through. I guess it's true what they say hope for the best prepare for the worst!

Unveiling the Rafah Attack Plan

The Israel Defense Forces are making plans for an attack in Rafah if necessary. Let's hope they have a good strategy because I've seen my fair share of battle plans that end up like a house of cards.

Total Victory is the Goal

Netanyahu is clear that if a deal isn't reached they'll proceed with the attack in Rafah. Total victory is the goal but let's hope they remember that sometimes there's a win in finding common ground.