Elon Musk's Neuralink allows patient to control computer mouse with mind
Elon Musk's Neuralink allows patient to control computer mouse with mind

Bart's Mind blowing Discovery

Whoa man can you believe it? Someone's controlling a computer mouse just by thinking! And it's not Lisa it's a patient implanted with Neuralink's brain technology. Elon Musk that guy never fails to amaze.

Mouse Moves Without Hands?!

I gotta hand it to Elon he's out there revolutionizing tech. Now if only I can use this to control my skateboard without falling on my face all the time.

Big Brain Moves No Ill Effects

"Patient seems to have made a full recovery with no ill effects," says Musk. Phew good to know they're not turning into some sort of cyborg zombie or worse a bully like Nelson.

FDA Approval The Real Deal

So Neuralink got the FDA's green light for their brain experiment huh? I wonder if they can implant some smarts into my brain. Maybe then I won't fail math like Milhouse.

From Robot Implants to Superpowers

With a robot implanting devices in your brain who needs superhero origins? Maybe I can finally outsmart Skinner and prank Principal Skinner instead.

Neuralink: The Future Is Now

It's like living in some sci fi cartoon but for real life. The future is here folks! Wonder if they can use Brainiac technology to help my dad finally lose that spare tire.


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