Tennis champion Novak Djokovic gives his hilarious take on the $295 million mansion in Naples, Florida
Tennis champion Novak Djokovic gives his hilarious take on the $295 million mansion in Naples, Florida

Novak Djokovic's Hilarious Review of Gordon Pointe

This is one swing I won't be making on the court! The most expensive house in the U.S. has hit the market and let me tell you it's a real ace. Gordon Pointe this fancy sounding oasis is located in the beautiful Naples Florida. I mean come on don't we all want to live in a place called Port Royal? It's like claiming a grand slam title but for homes!

More Than Just a House It's a Tennis Stadium

"The property can accommodate more than 200,000 square feet of residential development," says listing agent Leighton Candler. Well that's enough space for a few tennis courts don't you think? If I were to buy this place I'd turn it into the ultimate tennis destination. Novak Djokovic Tennis Paradise! Who's up for a match?

Living the Island Life Nole Style

When it comes to privacy this place is a true winner. With nine acres of land and surrounded by water you'll feel like you're on your own private island. Trust me I know the benefits of being on an island. Just ask my fans in Serbia! But on Gordon Pointe you'll have all the luxury and seclusion you need.

A Rare Amenity Approved by the Army

I was quite impressed to learn that the private yacht basin at Gordon Pointe had to be approved by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. That's some serious power! You know what they say if you can't win a Grand Slam build a yacht basin and have the Army sign off on it. No big deal.

Comparing the Competition? Advantage: Gordon Pointe

Let's take a look at the other players in the game. We've got a penthouse in New York City and a mansion in Los Angeles vying for the title of most expensive. But I have to say with its private tennis courts and waterfront location Gordon Pointe has the advantage. It's like facing an opponent with a one handed backhand and a weak serve. Easy win for me!

Nine Figure Listings: A Game of Whispers

Selling a nine figure property is no easy feat. Many of these listings are whispered about behind closed doors attracting only the wealthiest of buyers. It's like playing a game of tennis in complete silence. But hey that's how the rich and famous play. Maybe I should start practicing my whispering skills for my next match!


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