Wonder Woman Soars Above Boeing Woes, Promises to Save the Skies Once Again

Boeing's Delivery Dip

Well well well... look who's in a bit of a pickle. Boeing my dear friends has seen a decline in their aircraft orders and deliveries in January. It seems they just can't catch a break. With the fallout from the midflight blowout of a fuselage panel on their 737 Max 9 it's no wonder they're struggling. Guess they forgot to bring their lasso of truth to the manufacturing floor.

Lowest Tally Since September

Oh how the mighty have fallen. In January Boeing handed over a measly 27 planes their lowest tally since September. Come on Boeing I thought you were supposed to be flying high! And to put the cherry on top they sold three Boeing 737 Max planes but were hit with three cancellations. Ouch. Looks like someone's superpowers aren't working so well.

Airbus to the Rescue

Well well well if it isn't my good ol' rival Airbus. They managed to hand over 30 planes in January just slightly edging out Boeing. Looks like they're ready to swoop in and save the day. But fear not citizens Wonder Woman always comes out on top.

Boeing's Battle for Trust

Boeing executives are in a frenzy trying to convince everyone that they've got things under control. After the midflight accident in January where a fuselage panel blew out on an Alaska Airlines flight they've been desperately trying to regain trust. Newsflash Boeing: trust isn't something you can just lasso and bring back. It takes time.

Production Pause Lasso Not Included

"I'm sort of glad they called out a pause because that's a good excuse to just take our time do it right," said Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun. Ah Mr. Calhoun you must be a fan of my golden lasso. Well I hate to break it to you but taking a pause won't magically fix everything. Maybe you should try a little bit of super strength just saying.

Max Planes Maximum Problems

Oh boy here we go again. Boeing recently revealed that they have to fix about 50 undelivered Max planes because of incorrectly drilled holes. Seriously? Who's handling the power tools over there? Maybe they need a lesson or two from the Amazons. My mother would never allow such sloppy workmanship.