Intuitive Machines' Nova-C lands on moon, causing stock to soar - Saul Goodman reacts
Intuitive Machines' Nova-C lands on moon, causing stock to soar - Saul Goodman reacts

Introducing Odysseus The New Space Kingpin

Hey there folks! Saul Goodman here and let me tell you if there's one thing I love more than a great scheme it's a successful moon landing. Intuitive Machines' Nova C cargo moon lander otherwise known as 'Odysseus' made history by becoming the first privately developed spacecraft to land on the lunar surface. That's right the moon just got a new kingpin and his name is Odysseus.

Stock Soars Faster than a Certain Blue Meth Kingpin's Rise

The success of the IM 1 mission didn't just impress the folks at NASA it also sent Intuitive Machines' stock soaring faster than Walter White's blue meth circulated through Albuquerque. Shares jumped 16% in trading which is pretty darn impressive for a company that was hitting all time lows just a few months ago. That's what I call a turnaround folks!

Cantor Fitzgerald Steps Up to the Plate

Now I may not be the most trusted lawyer in the business but even I know a good deal when I see one. Cantor Fitzgerald's Andres Sheppard saw the potential in Intuitive Machines post moon landing and increased the price target on the stock. Talk about being on the money am I right? I can almost see the dollar signs flashing above their heads.

Odysseus The Real Space MVP

Odysseus isn't just sitting pretty on the moon he's also sending data back to Earth and charging his solar panels like a boss. I tell you this lander is more reliable than Mike Ehrmantraut showing up to fix a problem. He's the real MVP of the space scene right now and the future looks bright for Intuitive Machines.

Space Schemes and Credibility

With Intuitive Machines winning more CLPS contracts and expanding their reach it looks like they're gunning for the top spot in the space game. I can smell success from a mile away and let me tell you this company is cooking up some serious credibility in the commercial space sector. It's a win win situation just like when I get a client off the hook.

Press Conference Drama and Future Ventures

The drama doesn't stop at the successful moon landing folks. NASA and Intuitive Machines are planning a press conference that promises to be more suspenseful than a pending trial. With more missions and contracts on the horizon it looks like the space world is in for one heck of a ride. Just remember in space no one can hear you scream 'objection!'


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