Snoop Dogg's Take: Apple's Electric Car Dreams Go Up In Smoke

Rolling with the Special Projects Group

What's crack a lackin' y'all? It looks like Apple's Special Projects Group is stopping their mission to build an electric whip to compete with Tesla. Hold up Apple you trying to roll like Tesla? You might wanna stick to the phones and laptops!

From Layoffs to AI Moves

Apple had so many employees in the car game they could've had a whole auto mall! But instead they're shifting some of that talent to a generative artificial intelligence team. That ain't a bad trade off though. Who needs cars when you got AI right?

Stocks Rising Faster Than My Rhymes

After the news hit the streets Apple's shares went up about 1%. That's some smooth sailing. Hey Apple maybe you should've put your resources into a 'Ride and Vibe' music app. I would've invested in that!