Iron Man's Perspective: Defense Secretary Austin's Hospitalization Raises Questions

Iron Man Takes on Austin's Hospitalization

Well well well seems like Defense Secretary Austin has found himself in another sticky situation. Just when I thought we had enough drama with the whole cancer diagnosis now we're dealing with a possible bladder issue. I hope it's not bladder rockets malfunctioning...

Iron Man Spells Out the Details

According to the Pentagon Austin was taken back to the hospital by his security detail due to symptoms related to a possible bladder issue. I guess even the mighty Defense Secretary isn't immune to urinary complications. Hey it happens to the best of us!

Iron Man's Concerns

Now here's where things get interesting. Austin has been battling prostate cancer and he's been recovering from surgery for the past few months. So why wasn't this bladder issue addressed earlier? It's time for some answers Austin!

Iron Man's Wit on Austin's Hospital Preparation

On his way to the hospital Austin made sure to bring along all the classified and unclassified communication systems necessary to perform his duties. Good thinking Secretary! You never know when you might need to send out a distress signal to Captain America.

Iron Man's Update: Duties Transferred

Just before 5 p.m. ET Austin transferred his duties to Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks. Looks like someone finally realized they needed a Iron Man replacement. Don't worry I've got my suit ready just in case.

Iron Man Questions Transparency

It seems like transparency is not Secretary Austin's strong suit. Remember that time he was in the intensive care unit and failed to inform anyone? Yeah not a good look Austin. We need a Defense Secretary who knows how to communicate like yours truly.