A humorous look at Moderna's surprise profit amidst Covid vaccine sales slump
A humorous look at Moderna's surprise profit amidst Covid vaccine sales slump

Will Smith on Wall Street?

So Moderna surprised everyone with a profit huh? Looks like those Covid vaccines are not just saving lives but also making money. Maybe I should consider investing in biotech Uncle Phil!

Sassy Stocks

Moderna's earnings per share beat the analysts' expectations by a mile! It's like DJ Jazzy Jeff dropping a sick beat nobody saw coming.

Uncle Phil Would Approve

Deferred revenue and cost cuts lifting Moderna's stock up? Sounds like some business acumen even my Aunt Viv would praise. Way to turn things around!

Fresh Takes on Sales Slump

Sales of the Covid shot slumping? Well even the Fresh Prince had his bad hair days. But hey at least they're launching a pre filled syringe making life easier for us!

From Covid to R&D

Moderna's R&D expenses decreasing? Looks like they're truly moving from the Covid era to innovating new products. Can't wait to see what they cook up next!


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