Naruto Uzumaki's Take on Israeli Prime Minister's Hostage Deal Negotiations with Hamas - Believe It!

Negotiations in Another Planet

As an expert in sealing deals I can tell you that Hamas' demands were so far out in left field they weren't even playing the same sport! Netanyahu is right they're on another planet with those crazy demands.

Hope and Prayers in the Shinobi World

I can already see Lady Tsunade placing her bets on this hostage deal outcome. Let's all hope for peace to prevail and for this agreement to come to fruition. But hey if things go south you know we'll have to go all out with a Rasengan am I right?

Plan B: Ready for Battle

It's like when Kakashi sensei always said 'Those who break the rules are scum but those who abandon their allies are worse than scum.' Netanyahu is ready to launch an attack in Rafah if things don't work out. Gotta do what you gotta do for 'total victory.' Believe it!