Ariane Gorin to Lead Expedia, Magic Wands Not Included
Ariane Gorin to Lead Expedia, Magic Wands Not Included

Expelliarmus Kern!

In a stunning turn of events Expedia has announced the appointment of Ariane Gorin as its new CEO. The news has left me feeling a mix of excitement and curiosity. Could this be the dawn of a new era in online travel? Or perhaps just another misfired spell?

From Microsoft to Magic Spells

Gorin who previously held executive positions at Microsoft will now be taking on the challenge of leading the online travel giant. Talk about a career switch! I can only imagine the kind of spellcasting skills she must possess to handle such a role.

The Wand Chooses the Wizard

With a one time relocation payment of $100,000 in her pocket Gorin is ready to wave her wand and make some magic happen at Expedia. But remember as Ollivander said "The wand chooses the wizard." Let's hope she's chosen the right one!

May 13: A Magical Takeover

Mark your calendars folks! May 13 is the day when Gorin will officially take charge as the CEO of Expedia. Get ready for a magical takeover that will surely leave a lasting impression on the online travel industry.

Wingardium Leviosa... or Freefalling Stocks?

Unfortunately the news of Gorin's appointment hasn't been all sunshine and unicorns. Shares of Expedia fell by a whopping 12% in extended trading. Looks like investors need a bit more convincing before they start believing in the power of magic.

A Bright Future or a Muggle Mistake?

As a wizarding world enthusiast I can't help but wonder what this means for the future of Expedia. Will Gorin's magical touch bring forth a new era of growth and innovation? Or will it turn out to be a muggle mistake? Only time will tell.


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