Neuralink's Mind-Blowing Breakthrough: Patient Controls Computer Mouse with Thoughts!

The Mother of Dragons Commands the Computer Mouse

Oh the wonders of technology in the Seven Kingdoms! A patient empowered by Elon Musk's Neuralink brain technology can now control a computer mouse just by thinking. Forget about dragons now it's all about controlling mice with your mind!

A Full Recovery Fit for a Khaleesi

"The patient seems to have made a full recovery with no ill effects..." Well that sounds like a recovery fit for a true Khaleesi! No need for Dothraki blood magic when you have Neuralink technology on your side.

The Quest for Button Presses from Thought

Elon Musk the ruler of Tesla and Neuralink aims to get "as many button presses as possible from thinking" from the patient. If only it were this easy to take the Iron Throne! Just think about it and voilà!

The FDA: Not Quite the Iron Bank of Braavos

Neuralink had to undergo the rigorous approval process of the FDA before conducting their in human clinical trial. The FDA may not be as intimidating as the Iron Bank of Braavos but it sure takes its regulatory role seriously!

Drag Boxes with the Power of Thoughts

Imagine being able to move the computer mouse up and down to drag boxes on a screen just by thinking. It's like having the power of a telepathic White Walker but in a helpful and tech savvy way!

The Neuralink Saga: A Tale of Human Enhancement

Neuralink's journey towards human enhancement through brain technology is akin to Daenerys Targaryen's quest for freedom and justice. Who needs a dragon when you can control a computer mouse with your mind?