Sheldon Cooper Reacts to Insider Trading Scandal Involving Eavesdropping on Spouse's Work Calls

The Eavesdropping Fiasco

Ah the classic case of eavesdropping leading to insider trading. It's like taking a peek at Amy's work notes and using that information to guess when the next neutron star collision will occur.

Penny for Your Thoughts

One would think that Mr. Loudon's $1.76 million profit isn't worth a visit to a penitentiary. As I always say 'I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.'

The Rome Connection

Ah Rome the city of love beauty and illicit stock trades. Who knew that the Colosseum's next gladiator battle could be between Tyler Loudon and the SEC?

The 'Close Quarters' Home Office Setup

Working within 20 feet of each other? That's practically roommates territory. It's a good thing Amy's work on neurobiology doesn't involve multimillion dollar trade secrets or I might have a situation on my hands.

The Confession and Fallout

Ah the classic 'I did it so you wouldn't have to work long hours' excuse. If that worked I would've traded my comic book collection for tenure at Caltech years ago.

Stock Jump Shenanigans

A 71% stock jump due to insider trading? That's practically a bigger leap than my career towards a Nobel Prize in Physics. Though in this case it's more likely to lead to a prison sentence.