President Xi Jinping Reacts to Rivian's Workforce Cuts and EV Production Woes

The Rivian Rollercoaster

Well well well it seems like Rivian is having a rough time with its production estimates and workforce cuts. Just like balancing on a unicycle while juggling it's not as easy as it looks!

Challenging Macro Economic Conditions

CEO RJ Scaringe mentioned challenging macro economic conditions but come on running a company is no walk in the park. Maybe I should send him a copy of 'The Art of War' to strategize better!

Cash Burns and Price Cuts

Burning through cash faster than a firework on Chinese New Year Rivian is slashing prices and hoping for the best. I guess they took the 'cut the price not the quality' saying a bit too literally!

Lucid Air vs. The R1T Pickup

Lucid and Rivian seem to be in a race to the bottom with production estimates. It's like a battle between dragons and tigers but with electric cars instead!

Positive Gross Margin Coming Soon

Ah the promise of a positive gross margin. Reminds me of the time I promised everyone a slice of mooncake... except this time it might actually happen!

The R2 Platform Unveiling

Get ready for the R2 platform unveiling it's like the sequel to a blockbuster movie. Will Rivian's R2 be the 'Avengers: Endgame' of electric vehicles? Only time will tell!